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Alright, so here’s the thing about the PlayStation Portable, or PSP if you’re feeling snappy. They’re rolling out some new merch to celebrate this little gadget as part of PlayStation’s big 30th bash. Honestly, who knew it had been 30 years? Time flies when you’re gaming, I guess.
Anyway, this party kicked off way back in 2024 and is still going strong into 2025. They’ve thrown in a bunch of goodies like sales on games and a snazzy new theme for your PS5. Oh, and some limited edition stuff too—seems like the entire PlayStation family got invited to this shindig.
But wait, let’s not leave out our good ol’ PSP. So, GoodSmile (yeah, that’s the name) is jumping on the nostalgia train with this 30th Anniversary PSP collection. Picture this: they’ve made these acrylic stands and keychains that look like teeny PSP-1000s. White and black options, of course. But here’s the kicker—they’re loaded with tiny little acrylic bits that resemble those iconic controller buttons. You shake them, they rattle. Fun, right? With names like “PSP Rattle Acrylic Stand” and “PSP Rattle Acrylic Keychain,” you know exactly what you’re getting into.
Moving on—what was I saying? Right, sizes. GoodSmile’s keeping that info under wraps. But we do know the stands are filled with chic monochrome bits, while the keychains go all out with colors. Price check: 1,760 yen for the stands (that’s around $11.85-ish) and 1,320 yen for the keychains (about $8.89 at last exchange). Release date? Not a clue. They just say “stay tuned,” which is marketing speak for “we’re still figuring it out.”
And if you’re more into practical stuff than decorative rattles, there’s good news on the PS5 front. The 30th Anniversary goodies like that fancy DualSense Controller and console bundle are making a comeback. Sold out last November, but they’re back for pre-order from July 23rd. Gray and black vibes, throwing it back to the OG PlayStation style. These are hot items, so grab ’em quick or you’ll be left with nada.
So, yeah, whether you’re into the acrylic fun or real-deal gear, better be ready to jump on it. These things are bound to disappear faster than a game of Pac-Man.