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Okay, so get this — Pokémon Presents is just around the corner, right? And Game Freak is about to spill the beans on their new stuff. But before we even get there, we’ve got DJ Pikachu kicking things off. Yep, you heard it. DJ Pikachu. No idea why this made me giggle, but here we are. The show’s called Everyone Gather! DJ Pikachu Live. Kinda catchy, isn’t it?
And you know what else? They threw out this teaser image — Pikachu and Chikorita vibing together. Not sure why Chikorita’s there, but maybe it’s got some secret sauce we haven’t tasted yet. Oh, and the hashtag #PokemonLegendsZA popped up. What’s up with that? Feels like they’re hinting at something bigger, but honestly, I’m just sitting here with my coffee, trying to connect the dots. Or not.
Anyway—wait, I lost my train of thought. Ah! Pokémon! So, if you’re into that, maybe mark your calendar or whatever. DJ Pikachu dropping beats while you patiently (or not so patiently) wait for the big reveals. Sounds like a decent way to kill some time before Game Freak gives us the lowdown. Or who knows? Maybe you’ll join because DJ Pikachu reminds you of simpler times.
Whew. My brain’s all over the place today. But that’s it. Catch ya later, I guess.