Sure, here’s a human-like version:
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Okay, so get this — Resolute Games, a bunch of folks who were big fans of Orbus VR (yeah, the one that got shut down), decided to take matters into their own hands. They launched this crowdfunding thingy for a new VRMMO called Eldramoor: Haven in the Mist, right? And boom, it flew past $100K. Like, what even?
The whole deal started rolling on June 24th. I mean, who thought reviving the vibes of Orbus VR could get so many gamers hyped? Oh wait, maybe I did. Or didn’t. But here’s the kicker: within just 90 freaking minutes — yes, exactly like that half-hour of procrastination gone by — they smashed through their first goal of $25K. Sure, I thought $25K was kinda small when we’re talking about cool spells, epic battles, crafting, cooking — basically everything. But hey, they knew what they were doing, apparently.
Lynn M. Souza, the brainy CEO over there, was all up with quotes that reminded me of “let’s just shoot for the stars and see where we land,” aiming for something similar to what Zenith did. Maybe trying to get the ball rolling fast and hard. Gotta respect that game plan.
Anyway — oh right, goals, stretch goals! So many tidbits thrown at us, like a Bonfire healing system. Which sounds pretty toasty, to be honest. And then there are Earth and Air abilities — I mean, how cool is that? They even threw in a twist with new species and more player crib options. Could seriously get lost in all this, I’m telling you.
Apparently, $125K will unlock some nifty pet abilities. Not your average fluffy buddies, but adventuring sidekicks loaded with skills. Makes me think of my old dog, except way more useful in a mystical setting.
And get this, they’ve lined it up for Quest 3 and SteamVR sometime in 2026. So for now, they’ve got until July 24th to keep pulling in the magic money — Kickstarter page is where it’s all happening, if you’re curious. Or if you somehow stumbled here looking for a sign to back an epic VR saga. Or maybe just avoiding chores. I won’t judge.