Uncovering Apple’s XR Adventure: My Take on Kuo’s Crystal Ball
Ah, where do I even start with this whole Apple XR saga? So, Ming-Chi Kuo, who’s pretty much the go-to guy when it comes to leaking Apple’s secrets, has dropped some spicy details again. Apparently, Apple’s got a bunch of XR gadgets lined up, starting with a jazzed-up Vision Pro this year. And then, 2028, bam—AR glasses. Why this sticks with me? Honestly, it’s like watching a tech reality show that’s miles out of my budget.
Kuo’s been peeking into Apple’s plans like forever, right? In his latest blog (or should I say, tech treasure map?), he paints this picture of Apple’s XR releases, all based on some mysterious whisperings from the supply chain grapevine.
So, the Vision Pro—it’s getting a facelift with an M5 chip, mass production kicking off in Q3 2025. Well, sort of a facelift. It’s just the chip getting a makeover, everything else is sticking around. Like gathering dust in my attic but, you know, shinier. They’re aiming to ship around 150,000–200,000 units. Why? Cue dramatic pause—‘cause it’s a niche market. Basically, Apple’s flexing to stay cool, clear out the old parts bin, and sharpen those XR apps.
Here’s the kicker: Kuo’s got word of a “Vision Air”—a featherweight champ at 40% less heft than the Vision Pro. Plastics, alloys, a smattering of iPhone muscle, fewer sensors. Not sure if this feels like a cut or an upgrade, but hey, lighter sounds enticing. Launch set for 2027. And yes, less pricey, hopefully won’t cost an arm and a leg. A hint from the universe that I might actually afford it? One can dream.
Now, for a peek into the future—the “Vision Pro 2” in 2028. New look, Mac-level chip, less bulky, and oh, a tad cheaper. Feels like Apple’s going from artsy indie to blockbuster. Gonna be wild to watch.
Oh, but wait, there’s more! Kuo also spills the beans on smart glasses. Ray-Ban-ish, audio-first—coming in 2027 if the whispers hold true. Apple’s apparently gunning for 3–5 million units. Ambitious much? These glasses are all about sound, snaps, and AI. No screens, just vibes.
The crescendo? Apple’s XR Glasses. Kuo’s saying they’ll rock a color display (LC-something, aka too techy for me) and smart AI. Dropping in 2028. Supposedly. Tbh, the wait isn’t thrilling.
And there’s a side note about some XR glasses that were shelved—the weight issues, lack of oomph, the works. Planned for 2026, paused in 2024. Tech recycles its ideas faster than I switch TV channels.
But really, Apple’s the king of keeping secrets. They like to shock us with stage reveals—price tags and launch dates in tow. While Kuo spills these lil’ nuggets about Vision Pro, we’re taking it with a grain of the salt they sprinkle on French fries.
There it is, folks: Apple’s XR puzzle—messy pieces, a wild ride, and a dash of skepticism. Stay tuned, I guess?