Alright, buckle up folks because this week’s gaming chat isn’t your run-of-the-mill snooze-fest. It’s me, Sid, along with my buddies Tim and, well, myself again just to keep things confusing, diving headfirst into—I kid you not—the new Grand Theft Auto VI trailer. And boy, do we have opinions! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is shaking up turn-based RPGs, and Doom: The Dark Ages takes a medieval turn. No clue why but the metal clang of swords in that trailer sounded like my kitchen during a pancake flip gone wrong. Anyway, here’s what we blabbered about:
Next week? Oh man, you’re gonna want to check these out:
– Labyrinth of the Demon King drops on PS5, PS4. Got this vibe, like when you discover a spider in your shoe but in a fun way.
– Palia on PS5. Never heard of it? Me neither ’til now.
– Smash Drums rocking on PS VR2. Heads up, it might make your neighbors hate you.
– Speaking of medieval madness, Doom: The Dark Ages hits PS5.
– Capcom Fighting Collection 2 is rolling on PS4. Nostalgia punch!
And, in case you missed it, Destiny 2 is getting two new expansions—The Edge of Fate lands on July 15 while Renegades closes out the year on Dec 2. Elden Ring Nightreign? Apparently, they’ve got classes. Who knew? Our deep dive into combat left me wondering why my avatar is always more stylish than I am.
Oh, get this: Death Stranding 2 is teetering on some beach somewhere, and Hideo Kojima sat down with us. Mind blown. Then there’s Helldivers 2, which sounds like a secret society gathering—just my kind of gig. Tony Hawk’s bringing 3+4 back, with nine parks that make me question my balance skills yet again.
Quick thanks to Dormilón for music that doesn’t get old. Trust me, I’ve tried. And a heads up from the editor: those PSN release dates? Total wildcards. They’re like cats—unpredictable and slightly demanding.
So there it is, messy and real, like life but with more pixels and less existential dread. Or maybe not, who can tell?