Massive Discount on 2021’s Game of the Year: Act Quickly!

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So, here’s the deal with “It Takes Two.” You know, the game everyone and their cat seems to be talking about? Well, keep your eyes peeled, ’cause it’s 70% off on Steam right now. You didn’t misread that—70% off! But don’t twiddle your thumbs, alright? This deal runs out on August 11, and well, time flies when you’re busy doing… other stuff. So get a move on if you don’t want to regret missing it.

Hazelight Studio really hit it outta the park with this one. They’re like that band you never heard of until suddenly they’re blaring on every radio station. Anyway, side note, why do I remember these weird analogies? Brains are odd.

Now about the game—it’s got this whole adventure thing going on where you’re playing as May and Cody, stuck in this funky magical mess. They’re tiny, oh-so-small dolls trying to become human again. I mean, just trying to picture it makes my mind do somersaults. So, yeah, you gotta try to get back to your kid. No pressure, right?

Playing split-screen with a friend online or on your couch, either way, it’s pretty wild. Especially since every level flips the script on you with new powers. One minute you’re shooting sap, and the next you’re defying gravity. Yeah, seriously, gravity. My head spins just thinking about it. Or maybe that’s just me being dramatic.

Anyway, people say it’s like the Holy Grail of co-op games—from what I’ve read, don’t quote me. Tons of awards, you name it. And this 70% markdown means it’s $11.99 instead of $39.99. That’s like, what, the cost of a fancy sandwich these days?

The characters banter, poke fun, and it’s, like, weirdly heartwarming amidst the chaos. Reminds me of my family reunions, now that I think of it. A blend of chaos and love. So maybe that’s why it sticks with me.

Guess why it’s popular? Maybe ’cause co-op games just strike a chord with folks. I mean, who doesn’t like solving puzzles with pals, right? That’s if you’re not bickering over who’s holding the controller upside down. Story for another day.

So that’s the gist. Grab the game before you remind yourself to do it and realize it’s too late. You can catch other game sales too, but really, nothing quite like this quirky, chaotic ride.

Alright, I’m out. Maybe I’ll snag another deal. Who knows, maybe I’ll even play this game. Or get lost in a book instead. Ciao!