Whoa, hang on—so there’s this massive summer sale happening right now on PlayStation. Yeah, you heard me right. Tons of PSVR 2 games are being practically tossed at us for prices lower than the cost of a decent pizza. Like, what even is money anymore? Anyway, these deals are dropping from today till July 29th. Plenty of time, but also not. You know what I mean?
Okay, so here I am supposed to talk more about the games, but I just looked out my window and—no kidding—there’s a cloud shaped like a llama. Or maybe it’s a sheep? Anyway, as I was saying, you can snag some major faves like Metro Awakening and Red Matter 2 with discounts so deep you could build a metaphorical pool and—I dunno—swim in savings? Is that too cheesy?
And besides those, there are totally killer sales on VR-supported stuff, like—boom! Gran Turismo 7 and No Man’s Sky are down to prices that make me wonder if I’ve time-traveled back to when gas was cheap. Remember those days? Oh, and Resident Evil! Because everyone loves a good scare, especially when it’s like 75% off. Ha! I don’t know about you, but saving money and maybe crying in fear later is my jam.
Switching gears because my coffee’s gone cold, and now I’m debating reheating it—but isn’t that just eww? Anyway—wait, where was I? Oh, right, the full list of games you can dive into is like a candy store exploded on the PlayStation Store. It’s endless. Kind of like when you eat one chip, but it turns into half the bag—oops.
So, go check it out before you get distracted by other weird-shaped clouds, and maybe grab a few games. Or a lot. I’m not here to judge, just here to remind you that these deals won’t wait around. Go on, make your wallet do the happy dance.