Nintendo Unveils Return of Switch Online: Playtest Program

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So, Nintendo’s got this thing coming up. Another round of that Nintendo Switch Online playtest deal, happening from July 28 to August 10, 2025, or so they say. Subscribers from all over — well, a bunch of countries, anyway — can jump in, but only if they get their act together quick. First come, first served. Typical, right?

Now, this Nintendo Switch Online gig started back in 2018. If you’re clueless about what it does, think online multiplayer goodness, cloud saving, and some fancy extras if you pay more. Oh, and they did another playtest thingy last year. October 23 to November 5, 2024, to be exact. It was described as a “multiplayer creative sandbox game,” whatever that really means. People ran around virtual spaces, picking up stuff, making structures. You get the vibe.

Anyway—oops, hold that thought—now they’re opening up this 2025 playtest to 40,000 people worldwide. Imagine, 40,000! You best apply quick, starting July 21 at 8 am PT. Oh, but there’s a catch—there’s always a catch. You gotta be a Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack subscriber, at least 18, and living in one of these countries: the US, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Japan, UK, France, Germany, Italy, or Spain. Join solo or grab a crew, but everyone’s got to be from the same region. Fair’s fair, right?

Now, what’s the game about? Beats me. Nintendo’s playing coy, just like last time. “Same service,” they mumble. Gives you absolutely zilch, doesn’t it?

This year, 2025, by the way, has been pretty wild for Nintendo Switch Online peeps. Classic GameCube games snuck in earlier this year — F-Zero GX, Soulcalibur 2, all that good stuff — for those with the Expansion Pack who own a Switch 2. Fancy, huh?

Oh, and speaking of games, spills are flying about more Nintendo 64 games soon joining the fun: Donkey Kong 64, Forsaken 64, and more. Fingers crossed, because honestly, the N64 lineup has been crawling slower than a snail these days. But hey, rumors are rumors, right? We’ll see if it pans out or just dissolves into internet fog.

In short (as I’m not sure there’s anything clear-cut), if you’re into Nintendo and got the time, maybe give that playtest a whirl. Could be fun, or maybe just a chaotic ride. Who knows.