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So, Square Enix just dropped some news. We’re finally getting Final Fantasy VII Remake Intergrade on the Nintendo Switch 2. Yeah, you heard right. It’s about time, I guess?
Seven million copies wandering around out there already. Kind of wild, huh? Anyway, you’re tracking this story of Cloud Strife. Remember him? The spiky-haired dude. Ex-SOLDIER, turned mercenary, just doing his thing in Midgar. He’s hanging with this group called Avalanche. Sounds edgy, right? They’re fighting against the big baddie, Shinra Electric Power Company. Honestly, what’s with these names? But yeah, they’re all caught up in this massive battle to save the planet or whatever.
Oh, and there’s this extra bit — a shiny new story arc, FF7R EPISODE INTERmission. Rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? It’s all about Yuffie Kisaragi (try saying that three times fast). She’s a ninja from Wutai, sneaking around Midgar while everything else is going down. Sneaky sneaky, Yuffie.
So, mark your calendars (or don’t). It’s hitting shelves and digital spaces—Nintendo eShop style—in Winter 2025. Which feels so far away but also kinda just around the corner? Time’s weird like that.
And they’ve got a trailer floating around somewhere. Go check it out if you’re into that sort of thing. Or maybe just grab some popcorn and wait for more surprises. Who knows what’s next, right?