Sure, here’s a reimagined version:
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So, here’s the deal. Spike Chunsoft is dropping this new game, “Shuten Order” — only digital — for the Nintendo Switch. Europe and North America, you lucky folks, it’s headed your way.
They’ve teamed up with EXNOA, the big brains behind DMM Games, and Tookyo Games. Oh, and guess what? Kazutaka Kodaka, the dude behind Danganronpa, is leading the charge. It’s supposed to be this wild mix of stealth action and visual novel — five systems in one. Can you believe that? Not sure how my brain’s going to handle it all.
“168 days until the world goes kaboom.” That’s it. Boom. Bye, humanity. How cheerful, right? Amidst this chaos, a bizarre group, Shuten Order, pops up. They’re all “Yay, end of humanity!” Suddenly, boom again, their Founder gets bumped off.
Oh, but wait! The Founder? Yeah, they’re back — sort of. Resurrection via “Power of God” — whatever that means. But uh-oh, memories are toast and they only get four days to live. Gotta love a ticking clock scenario!
Two loony angels drop in. They tell this Rei Shimobe — that’s the resurrected Founder, by the way — to solve their own murder. What kind of divine justice is that? Anyway, they’ve got four days. Tick-tock, folks.
Mark the calendar for September 5, 2025. That’s when it’s live on the Nintendo eShop.
Now, let’s talk about the characters.
Meet Rei Shimobe (voice: Mitsuki Saiga) — our resurrected protagonist.
Then there’s Kishiru Inugami (voice: Daisuke Ono), the Minister of Justice who’s kind of a loose cannon. They call him the “Ghost White Arbitrator.” Legal drug enthusiast, folks.
Yugen Ushitora (voice: Yuki Ono), who heads the Ministry of Health — a.k.a. the “Gatekeeper to the Afterlife.” Creepy nickname, loving heart, and an addiction to tidiness.
Oh, let’s not forget Teko Ion (voice: Ayumu Murase), the scientific genius. They labeled him “Prodigy,” but it sounds like he might be kind of dull. Brains don’t always come with charisma, right?
Honoka Kokushikan (voice: Inori Minase), handles education — a “Conjurer of Words,” but no one really knows much about her. Spooky.
Then there’s Manji Fushicho (voice: Shizuka Ito) — the “Queen of Heretic Hunting.” Short fuse, big dreams for peace.
And the angels, can’t forget them. Himeru (voice: Aoi Yuki) — panicky, kind of resentful of Shuten. Her partner-in-crime, Mikotoru (voice: Toshiyuki Morikawa) — chill, answers everything, but dance around the big questions.
So yeah, that’s the chaos of Shuten Order. Dive in, maybe survive? Who knows. Hope you’re ready for the ride.