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Okay, so here’s the deal with Xbox and VR… remember when everyone was like, “Why isn’t Xbox into VR?” Well, turns out, joke’s on us. There was this post on X (you know, ‘formerly Twitter’), and before it got yanked, it showed pics of an Xbox-branded Meta Quest headset. Someone called @bmfshow put it back online after the original post went poof.
I stumbled on this and thought, “Whoa, neat!” — kinda like seeing a unicorn or something. Anyway, there were whispers on the digital grapevine about an Xbox VR headset in 2024. But now, surprise surprise, it might hit shelves as soon as June 24. And for $399! Yeah, that’s soon. Meanwhile, Xbox teamed up with Asus to launch these handhelds called the Xbox Ally. Meanwhile, something called Project Kennan just, like, vanished into thin air. So random, right?
Oh, and get this — Gamesandwich.com says they’re dropping this black and green Quest 3S out of nowhere on June 24, same price tag as the Meta Quest 3S, but with a bit of flair. And they’re throwing in some goodies: an Elite Strap, an Xbox controller, plus a few months of Game Pass Ultimate. Sounds like Christmas for gamers.
Then there’s this talk about that “This is an Xbox” thing. At first, people didn’t quite get it, right? But now with all the platforms Xbox is on, it kinda clicks. The whole VR gaming experience on an Xbox, who would’ve thought? Phil Spencer, the big guy at Microsoft Gaming, once said, “Nah, no one wants VR on Xbox.” Fast forward, now they’re like “Oh wait, let’s do VR.” Funny how that works.
It’s all part of Xbox’s new game plan, which involves not just consoles and Windows but also mobile devices, TVs, VR — almost as if they want to take over our entire gaming universe. Whoa… or am I getting carried away?
So yeah, if you’re an Xbox fan, or just someone who likes random tech announcements, this is your year. Keep your eyes peeled come June.
— Okay, that’s all I’ve got, folks. Until next time.