Okay, so let’s cut to the chase. There’s a silver lining here somewhere, right? Helldivers 2 stepped up and, wow, took out over two billion Illuminate. But, uh-oh, Eagleopolis? Yeah, that place fell. Bummer, right?
Super Earth’s having a rough time, honestly. Even with, like, the biggest swarm of Helldivers dropping in since last spring, they couldn’t save Eagleopolis. One of the seven Mega Cities bites the dust. Weirdly comforting? Maybe not. But hey, hug your SEAF buddy and imagine someone surfing on a ginormous Leviathan. Trust me, it’s a mood lifter.
Last big mission, Helldivers were all about defending Super Earth. That was when the Illuminate poked their ugly heads in, during the Heart of Democracy update. And yay, 2.5 billion Illuminate down. Time to party, right? Wrong.
Arrowhead chimed in, kind of like, “Eagleopolis is toast, a Managed Democracy relic now all torn up. Imagine those mangled shopping centers warning the rest of Super Earth.” Heavy stuff, huh? But we’ve only just begun this fight for Super Earth. We’re making strides, though, inching closer to pushing back that Illuminate fleet.
Oh, and Twitter? Full of drama, as usual. “Eagleopolis, down! Six Mega Cities left. Helldivers and their SEAF peeps, double down and guard those remaining cities like your life depends on it. Cause, spoiler: it does.” Well, that’s comforting, isn’t it?
The new game plan? Overwhelm those Illuminate with 20 million successful mission runs. That’s like whittling down their invisible health bar, bit by bit. Vengeance for Eagleopolis or just gamer tenacity? You decide. The subreddit’s already buzzing with fan art, obsessing over SEAF troopers – your guess is as good as mine on whether it’s getting a tad weird.
So, shedding a tear for Eagleopolis? Drop your thoughts below — let’s commiserate together!
