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So, we’re smack dab in the middle of July, and guess what? The PlayStation Store’s throwing some wild sales right now. It feels like every game worth its salt on PS5 and PS4 got a slash in price. Ever get that feeling like you’re missing out on something great? Yeah, don’t let that happen here. Especially with this PS5 exclusive — it’s like, award-winning stuff.
### Oh, Returnal’s Got a Crazy Discount!
Ever heard of Returnal? It’s made by those cool cats at Housemarque. Anyway, it’s chopped down by 58%! Not to nerd out or anything, but it’s now, like, $29.39 instead of the regular $69.99. Bargain of the century? Maybe. But heads up, this sweet deal is gone after July 17 at 2:59 a.m. ET. Why they picked that exact time? The mysteries of digital sales, man.
So, picture this – you crash land on some weird alien world. Everything’s changing, nothing stays the same. Selene — yeah, that’s the main character — she’s fighting for her life, over and over. Die, try again. Rinse, repeat. Like a cosmic Groundhog Day, but with intense action and, well, less groundhogs. The game morphs with every playthrough. Keeps you on your toes. Keeps you sweating.
I remember when Returnal dropped in 2021. Critics ate it up! Over at Metacritic, reviewers gave it an 86 out of 100. Not bad, right? It snagged all sorts of awards — Best Action Game at The Game Awards and Outstanding Achievement in Audio Design at the D.I.C.E. Awards. I mean, a lot more too, but those stood out.
Did I mention we gave it a perfect score? Yep, 10 out of freakin’ 10. It’s like the pinnacle PS5 game. Perfect blend of chaos and beauty. Somehow merges rogue-like chaos with blockbuster vibes. It’s a rollercoaster of surprises — keeps you hooked whether it’s story, gameplay, or finding hidden stuff. You want a game that surprises you at every turn? Boom, there it is.
Alright, I’ve gotta wrap this up. Just, don’t miss it, okay?