Whoa, okay, so picture this: Microsoft just decided to jack up the prices for their Xbox stuff—kinda like a double espresso without the cute barista to chat with. It’s something about “market conditions” and whatever. Translation? Stuff’s more expensive. The Xbox Series X? Now it’s a sweet $599.99. And if you’re thinking about snagging that base controller, guess what? It’s gonna set you back $64.99. First-party game over the holidays? Yep, $79.99. Except Game Pass, thank goodness it’s not budging—for now, anyway.
And get this, they’re saying the prices are going up again because—wait for it—it costs more to make games. Sure, Microsoft, sure. As of the first of May, they shuffled around the prices like a deck of cards. The Xbox Series X with 1TB storage? A cool $599.99 now. Want the premium version? That’s new car payment money, $729.99. Oh, and if you don’t need the Blu-ray drive, it’s still gonna be $549.99. Series S? Up by about 80 bucks.
There’s a table all laid out too, nothing too exciting—just numbers and currency symbols. The Xbox fans in Europe, the U.K., and the land down under will feel the pinch too, thanks to some complicated trade stuff that’s like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded.
But let’s dive into the nitty-gritty they’re not shouting about. Accessories? The wireless controller is now $64.99. The headset? Ambitiously $119.99. And speaking of games, new ones are jumping up to $79.99—kinda makes you nostalgic for those old $69.99 game days, right?
Look, Microsoft’s like that friend who promises a night out and then you find out you’re splitting the bill at a five-star restaurant. They say they want to give you all the games on all the screens, but not without lightening your wallet first.
Surprisingly, the Xbox Game Pass is still chill. Maybe it’s Microsoft’s way of saying, “Don’t panic, we’ll give you some breathing room”—or maybe not. Who’s to say what’s coming down the line? Price hikes seem addictive.
So, that’s the scoop: everything’s pricier because “reasons,” and if you’re a die-hard Xbox fan, maybe start pinching those pennies. Or start a love affair with Game Pass because, honestly, who can keep up with this carousel of escalating costs?