Coming to Xbox Next Week: New Game Releases from June 2 to 6

Hey there! So, what do we have this week in the world of Xbox? A bunch of new games, of course. I swear I’m like a kid in a candy store. Or a grown-up in a game store, you get the drift. Anyway — wait, no — let’s get into it.

Starting off with “Zenless Zone Zero” — June 6, it’s one of those urban fantasy ARPG things from HoYoverse. Imagine being a Proxy, whatever that means, probably some kind of guide through these dangerous zones called Hollows. You’ll pick up a starter pack, or maybe you won’t. Who am I to tell you what to do?

And then “Splitgate 2” also drops on June 6. It’s like teleporting around while shooting stuff. I mean, why walk when you can portal, right? Maybe it’s not as grand as my morning coffee, but close.

Let’s talk about “Narcissus,” out on June 5. Top-down action-horror kind of deal. You’re the last person on some doomed spaceship. I mean, sounds like Monday to me.

Moving on to “Tour de France 2025” — not quite the year, but hey, we’re getting there. June 5, get ready to race on roads that look so real you might, I don’t know, almost smell the fresh air?

Oh, oh, “Solitaire Dreamscapes” — June 3. Hundreds of Solitaire levels. Because sometimes, the best escape is… cards? Not judging, but I swear if I see one more locked card…

“Attack At Dawn: North Africa” — strategic war game. June 4. Think desert, think tanks, think — wait, where was I? Right, WW2 North African theatre. Don’t ask me what that means, I just know it sounds cool.

“Bunny Cubed”? A cute little brain teaser. You’re this rabbit, hopping through fields and stuff. I think this one’s June 4, too. Just don’t get stuck in a hole, okay?

About “Forest Golf Planner,” dropping June 4 as well. Build a golf course from scratch. Who knew suburbia could be so, uh, green?

“Hidden Cat Outlaws” — June 4. Wild West, but with lazy cats? It’s like a fever dream I once had. Or maybe it’s just the heat getting to me.

And then there’s “The Night of the Rabbit” — June 4, young Jerry following a white rabbit into a magic land. No idea why I noticed this, but it stuck with me. Could be a fun diversion.

“Oirbo,” another June 4 release. It’s a Metroidvania adventure on a spacecraft. Expect to jump a lot — it’s just what you do here.

Next up, “Sumorbit” on June 4. Planets doing sumo wrestling. Yup, you read that right. Make of that what you will.

“Carrier Deck,” hitting on June 5. It’s all about managing planes on a carrier. Imagine being an Air Officer. Also, maybe juggling a bit ’cause it sounds hectic.

Hang on, nearly there, “Prison Alone” on June 5. Some psychological horror where you’re stuck in a prison. You bribed a guard to stay back, which sounds like a weird Tuesday.

“Missing Banban” — June 5, and you’re this toad saving a friend. Toads are the heroes now. Who knew?

Last couple ones: “Amber Alert Director’s Cut,” June 5, ’cause why not be a cop battling a cult of abductors? And “AAA Dynamic Scenes,” coming June 6, pretty landscapes and stuff, if that’s your jam.

Almost survived this list! “Among Ashes” on June 6. Dark presence in a game. Freaky. Like when something feels a bit too real.

Lastly, “Bool Capture,” June 6. Glitching program, some red balls, capture yellow ones. Just another day saving virtual worlds.

“Collie Call: Farm of Tomorrow” — June 6. Sci-fi farm? Sounds wild. And “Cyber Love Story” — yeah, June 6 again. Girl meets conspiracy, classic.

Wrapping this chaotic ride up with “Inkventure,” June 6. Slime dad (yes, really) rescuing kids. And “SpotCat vs The Cheddar Mafia,” June 6 — spot the difference, cool art.

Well, that got long. Who knew there’d be so much happening on Xbox this week? Until next time, stay gaming!