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Okay, so here’s the deal. Fortnite’s Galactic Battle thing? Yeah, it’s wrapping up soon—like in no time at all, 36 days kind of short. A mini-season, they call it. Usually, they’re longer, but this one’s flying by. It’s been all Star Wars-y on that island, and honestly, it’s been a blast—esp. if you’re into the dark side of things. But guess what? It’s cutting off on May 29 at the crack of dawn, 4 AM ET to be specific. Perfect time, right? Just when you’re dreaming of lightsabers.
Now, everyone’s buzzing about how this season ties into the next chapter. And let’s be real, the story quests? Clear as mud. The Empire shows up and we’re like, “Uh, what?” But maybe the Death Star Sabotage event on June 7 will clear things up. Or maybe not. Fortnite loves its mysteries, doesn’t it?
Anyway, downtime—yeah, for all you night owls—it starts with patch v35.20 on May 29 at 4 AM. Matchmaking? Forget it half an hour before. So, if you’re keen on one last aimless run-around before the servers hit the snooze button, get in at 3:30 AM ET.
Oh, and about this update: leaks, leaks, and more leaks. New skins, collabs, quests—Sith Rey cosmetics? Sabrina Carpenter event? Count me in. And there’s talk of a Star Destroyer ship cruising in. Hello! Tons of stuff to dive into, so clear your calendar for some digital playground time.
Alright, I got sidetracked by my excitement here. So, bottom line, if you love Fortnite chaos or whatever, get ready for Friday. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. It’s gonna be epic—or maybe a total fiasco. Either way, it’ll be wild.