PowerA Unveils Accessories for Nintendo Switch 2

Sure thing. Here’s something with a bit more… personality:

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So, PowerA decided to spill the beans on their new range of doodads for the Nintendo Switch 2. And yeah, this happens right from the get-go of the console’s launch. They’re calling these things “officially licensed” – fancy words, right? I guess it means they’ve jumped through Nintendo’s hoops, ensuring the gear doesn’t blow up or something. Or maybe it’s just marketing fluff. Who knows.

Anyway, they’ve thrown Hall Effect sensors into the controllers. I’m not a tech nerd, but apparently, these sensors float like a ghost with magnetic vibes to help your thumbsticks have some next-level feng shui. Makes sense? Sort of. Smooth moves and all that jazz.

They’re hitting the shelves come June – PowerA.com, Amazon, and probably your local overstock store. Let’s dive into what they’ve got, alright?

First up: Advantage Wired Controller for Nintendo Switch 2 – going for $39.99. Performance and precision? That’s the name of the game, or so they say. It rocks these Hall Effect sticks for less drifting (thumbstick drift – the bane of every gamer’s existence, am I right?), two mappable buttons, the elusive C Button (what does the “C” even stand for? Curiosity?), audio settings fit for a DJ, and smoother-than-butter anti-friction rings. Wrap all that up with a 10 ft. USB-C cable and an ergonomic design that feels like a snug handshake. You’ve got color choices too: basic black, old-school Super Mario, or a psychedelic Mushroom Kingdom parade.

Now, if you’re like me and tend to drop things, you’ll need the Slim Case for Nintendo Switch 2. Sets you back $19.99 but hey, it’s low-profile in a ‘don’t-look-at-me’ dark heather gray. It’s like putting your Switch in a mini fortress with its zippy outer shell and plushy inside. There’s a built-in screen protector, and it doubles as a play stand. Holds ten game cards – not eleven, ten. So choose wisely, young Padawan.

And don’t forget – Screen Protector for Nintendo Switch 2. They toss in two of them for $12.99, plus all the stuff you need so you don’t end up with air bubbles that look like the surface of Mars. You’ve got a microfiber cloth, stickers for dust (because we all need more stickers), and some doohickey to help you not mess it up.

And that’s it! Got it all down here, just like I imagined it would spill out. Maybe not perfect, but it’s got character.