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Okay, so maybe you missed the Memorial Day sales? No worries. Today’s lineup still has some pretty sweet deals. Got a stream to set up? Might need a new mic. Sick of your PS5 controller? There’s a bargain for that too. Oh, and Father’s Day? It’s creeping up fast. Portable gadgets, barbecue gear, or even a shiny new lawn mower could be just the ticket for those dad types in your life. Let’s dive into today’s chaotic sales madness:
Quick and Messy: Today’s Deals
Alright, Pokémon fans, here we go! Destined Rivals has arrived, and people are freaking out. Those big chase cards? Yeah, their prices are crashing fast. Some folks are definitely having second thoughts about those pre-orders. But hey, that means you can snatch single cards instead of dropping loads of cash on booster packs. Want a sealed pack? We got you. And for Magic fans, Walmart’s got a Final Fantasy Bundle pre-order that might be worth checking out. Just saying.
PlayStation DualSense Controller
You know the controller that comes with the PlayStation 5? It’s going for a steal right now. Less than $55, can you believe it? That’s like saving 27%—don’t ask me why I bothered with the math. This thing is comfortable, works with tons of games, and comes packed with haptic feedback and adaptive triggers. Plus, you can re-map buttons. I mean, you could seriously level up…or just play better.
JLab Talk Pro USB Mic
Thinking of leveling up your streaming game or trying ASMR (no judgment)? This JLab Talk Pro USB Mic is down to just $34.99 on Woot, slashed by over 77%. It’s got four different directional patterns, volume control, the whole shebang. Whether it’s podcasting, music, phone calls, or something else entirely, this mic is ready to make your voice sound like the coolest thing around.
Cuisinart 13-Piece Wooden Grill Tool Set
Hey, it’s grilling season! So, Cuisinart’s got this 13-piece set marked down to $23.99. Comes with a spatula, grill fork, brush, and tongs. Each tool? Wooden handles and stainless steel. Why do the details amuse me so? No clue. Perfect for that grilling enthusiast in your life, hint hint for Father’s Day.
Metaphor: ReFantazio PS4 & PS5
Stuck in this PlayStation Days of Play sale—massive discounts everywhere. Metaphor: ReFantazio is legit exciting, set in a medieval fantasy world. Got this heavy adventure vibe, battling in royal tournaments. So many layers, like debates on social issues. Wild, right? At $45.49, you save $24.50. Not saying you should get it. Just… putting it out there.
bella PRO 10.5-qt. Touchscreen 5-in-1 Indoor Grill & Air Fryer
Can’t BBQ outside? Check out the bella PRO air fryer. It’s like a mini indoor grill with five cooking modes and eight presets. Grills at 500°F—char marks included. Crazy deal, now $69.99, a whole $100 off. Apartment grills? They’re a thing, apparently.
Five Nights at Freddy’s Graphic Novel
Horror game fans, listen up! Five Nights at Freddy’s has a new graphic novel series by Scott Cawthon. Get ready to be spooked at only $8.90. It’s a creepy comic tour through Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzaplex. Chills included—if, you know, you’re into that.
EGO Power+ 21-Inch Self-Propelled Lawn Mower
Lawn season, baby! This EGO Power+ lawn mower is battery-operated and comes with dual-run 60 minutes life. Shockingly, it’s self-propelled with a multi-cut blade, at just $599.99, down by 43%. Second battery included. Look out gas mowers!
Charmast Portable Charger with Built-in Cables
Portable chargers are cool until you forget a cable, right? Charmast gets it—bundled this gadget with USB-C, Lightning, and MicroUSB. Storage slots, no cable tangles. Going for under $20 right now. Handy, if I say so myself.
Pokémon Destined Rivals Cards
Okay, Pokémon collectors, torn between sealed product and single cards? TCG Player’s got single cards with prices zigzagging all over the place. Who knows, you might find a gem.
MTG Final Fantasy Pre Order
Magic: The Gathering fans, heads up! Final Fantasy pre-orders? Tricky to find, but Walmart’s bundle seems like a good catch. Don’t knock it till you (pre)try it.
Alright, I’m done rambling. Deals are out there if you know where to look.