Elden Ring Nightreign’s Latest Patch: Minor Nerfs and Timely Appearance of the Demon Merchant

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So, earlier today, I found myself staring at a screen telling me that Elden Ring Nightreign servers were taking a bit of a nap. Maintenance, they called it—prepping for a fresh patch, 1.01.2 if you’re counting. No, it’s not a whopper. More like a snack-sized update with its handful of bug fixes and, yep, some nerfs. Honestly, you might’ve blinked and missed the whole shebang.

Let’s dive into the weeds here. We’ve got two major tweaks in this thing. First off, there was this bug. It’s funny—it made bows more beastly by boosting their physical attack power. Just bows. BAM! Suddenly everyone’s a Katniss Everdeen. But reality check: it was a glitch. Fixed now. So, if you felt like a god among mortals, sorry, back to earth you go.

And then there’s this wild ride with non-direct attacks. You’d swing a certain way, and WHAM, things happen. Like attribute powers and status ailments out of nowhere. Made some weapons punch way above their weight class, you know? Another glitch gone. Farewell, chaos.

Oh, and before I spiral off into another tangent, here’s this quirky detail: something about the Projectile Damage Drop-Off Reduced Passive now rightly showing up in loot chests. Makes me wonder… who even dreams these names up? Right, so, if you’re on the hunt for the elusive Demon Merchant in Limveld, you’re in luck! Apparently, he’s punctual again. High time, I say.

Quick peep at the fix list reveals such charming tidbits as Wormface no longer hugging players to death without consequence or some boss chap named Adel calming down a bit. And Libra? Stop doing… whatever it is you were doing way too much.

Anyway—wait, why am I mentioning this now?—despite the fixes, note that there might be more bugs lurking. Developers said so. Does it mean the same ones? No one knows. Mysteries abound in Nightreign, right?

So after all this downtime shenanigans, let’s hope the gang doesn’t lose their minds trying to nab Nightreign’s rarest whosis and whatsit or that peculiar quest that’s got tongues wagging. Remember, even if the game’s asleep, our trusty guide is always awake. Dive in if you’re stuck. Or just bored. You do you.

Anyway, here we are—ready, set, patch!

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